“Miami Zombie Attack Prank!” LMFAO @ 2:17 & at the end xD
OH FUCK NO. HAHAHAHAHAHA I WOULD BE FUCKING SCARED. I’LL DIP LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW. HAHAHA OH SHIT.
omg i swear if someone ever did this to me i will strait up kill them LOL
OMFG
lmfao
dude omfg
how did he not get shot? those are some nice black people.
Omg hahahahhaha how fun
Pluto is interesting because it’s fixed on its moon, Charon, and they rotate around each other, constantly staring at each other affectionately, which is kind of a beautiful metaphor but I think that’s one of the reasons why it was demoted. Because I think now to be a proper planet you have to command the authority of others and because the moon and Pluto are sort of existentially attached as equals neither of them can be considered a planet. [Pauses] Sad, but true.
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Sufjan Stevens on why Pluto had to be a dwarf (via foxandfayvel) Oh Pluto… (via securelyonafairywing) SUFJAN STEVENS, WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR TIME (via bornamutant) |
wow seriously Obama…
wow he fucked up :/
good one Obama.
really obama?
I used to support you, but you went fucking overboard.
holy shit
IM SOO NOT VOTING FOR OBAMA NOW! cant believe it
there’s a clicking sound coming from the foot of my bed but i’ve been reading SCPs (most notably 072) so i’m kind of spooked and my lamp is unplugged and my phone is across the room and i’m not getting out of bed. send help
Holy crap I had not read 072 before and wow that is a good one. God damn.








